Woe is the poor air conditioner in the street: broken, abandoned, left to the ignominious fate of curbside torpor and refuse truck oblivion. A life of service deserves a nobler end, perhaps one final chance to serve.
A hard surface and an open space are all that is required for a Small Appliance Departure Rite. Audio-visual documentation is strongly recommended. These ceremonies should include as much ritual as inspiration permits, such as chanting ("Cooling unit, cooling unit, cooling unit . . .), a brief manifesto, and/or exaggerated body movements.
To begin, take the remains of the appliance by the cord and spin overhead. Strike repeatedly until creative and therapeutic rethinking of obsolescence is achieved.
Love this. Thanx for coming to the blogfest. Louise
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